November 2011
17 posts
Why is Kyle Sandilands such scum holy shit Who’s he to insult someone’s weight anyway? Hasn’t he been fat for most of his career?!? Not that a person’s weight matters (and the journalist isn’t even fat), but it’s fairly moronic considering his own appearance to insult someone else’s He evidently has anger issues and no one telling him when to shut the fuck up I really...
Nov 22nd
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So far in Egypt I have: smoked flavoured tobacco, briefly ridden on a camel, slept on a sleeper train, ridden a felucca down the Nile, seen the Pyramids, King Tut’s mask and the Sphinx, been shouted at in the Egyptian Museum and been sung to by 3 different children. Quite good fun!!!!
Nov 22nd
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Sup bitches Writing this from the cruise ship’s computer Egypt is great, my legs are so sore though, both from too much dancing last night and too much walking in general Abu Simbel has probably been the best thing I’ve seen so far!
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Cathy’s guide to conversing in France: After the French person has said something in their extremely attractive native tongue, stare at them like a stunned/dying fish until they assume you can’t speak French and repeat what they’ve said in English
Nov 22nd
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Absence doesn’t simply make the heart grow fonder. What absence does is it takes an emotion you feel towards a person to the absolute extreme. With nothing but your own thoughts and experiences with that person to lean on, your brain goes haywire until the emotion you’re left with is nothing like the one you felt back home.
Nov 12th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 5th
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THIS TIME NEXT WEEK I’LL BE CRUISING ON THE NILE Luv lyf
Nov 5th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 2nd
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Man seeing people mock others for trying photography out as a hobby depresses me What makes you so different from them? You’re still a teenager with a fucking DSLR. You’re not Trent Parke. Everyone starts somewhere so how about losing the pretentious attitude, yeah? But I forgot, people like your photos so it gives you licence to pay out others. Makes sense. ‘I make fun of...
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
37 posts
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Oct 31st
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HAPPY FUCKIN NOVEMBER GUYS
I FINISH THE HSC THIS MONTH I GO OVERSEAS THIS MONTH I GO TO EGYPT THIS MONTH I DRINK A LOT OF ALCOHOL THIS MONTH I LIKE THIS MONTH
Oct 30th
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There is a special circle of hell reserved for people who click ‘attending’ and don’t show up. People who are eternally ‘maybe attending’ or ‘awaiting reply’ may join them there.
Oct 30th
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Protip: Never do a major work on your favourite author, because you will grow to resent them. 6000 words later, and I just spent a full minute glaring at a photo of Oscar Wilde that came up on my dashboard.
Oct 26th